Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

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What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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Why are prison escapees so frustrating?

Because they never finish their s

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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What is one thing that both Australians &amp Americans share the same view on?

1961

Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Because the delegates were standing on them.

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Where did Sally go during 9/11?

Everywhere

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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What do you get from pampering your cow?

Spoiled milk.

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

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What's the hardest part about being a vegan?

Waking up at 5 am to milk the almonds.

What aisle has the milk?

Sir, this is a library." *whispers* "What aisle has the milk "

14 Year Jokes More 14 Year Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..