What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

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What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny!

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

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Why do Canadians wear tuques?

Because condoms are too brittle at minus 20.

What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

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What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What do you call a moose with no name?

Anonymoose

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What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

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What's the difference between a Canadian woman and a moose?

50 pounds and a flannel.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.