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What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

What do you call a man chasing a car?

Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

Ankle Jokes More Ankle Jokes

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Canadian Jokes More Canadian Jokes

What was the hexadecimal 6 afraid of the Canadian hexadecimal 7?

Because 7 8 9 A

What is Canadian graffiti like?

Canadian graffiti be like, F WORD (sorry)

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

Attract Jokes More Attract Jokes

How did the Royal Navy attract so many recruits?

They were impressive!

Why did the Polish person marry someone from the other side of the country?

Because opposite poles attract

Canadian Woman Jokes More Canadian Woman Jokes

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!