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Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

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What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

What's better than a dozen roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

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Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?

A tourist.