Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME

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How do you get a woman from to be, to bed?

Give her the D.

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

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Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME

How many stuttering Mexicans does it take to crash a server?

D--Dos