Why are womens feet shorter than mens?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Previous Random Joke Next

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What would Jesus do?

Is an unfair question. He had superpowers. Your lifeboat is sinking. WWJD Well, he'd get out and walk to shore. See

Men Jokes More Men Jokes

What do you call a team of Christian mutant superheroes?

The A-Men

What's a priest's favorite X-men?

A-Men.