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Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's.

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What do you call a conservative Matthew McConaughey?

All right all right all right.

What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's.