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Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's.

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What colour did Matthew McConaughey want his house to be painted?

All white, all white, all white.

How do you get to Matthew McConaughey's House?

All right, all right, all right..

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What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right

Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's.