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Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's.

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What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

What did Matthew McConaughey have to say about the 2016 Oscar-winner's line-up?

All white, all white, all white!

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right