Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's.

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Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

What did Matthew McConaughey say when he got a scholarship?

Fulbright, fulbright, fulbright...

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right