Leave Turn Jokes

Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's.

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right

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How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

What's the best way to bring out your inner child?

A coat hanger

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

Upside Jokes More Upside Jokes

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

What do you do when you see an upside down dolphin?

You flipper!

Stool Jokes More Stool Jokes

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Sun Jokes More Sun Jokes

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

How does the sun cut his hair?

Eclipse it.