Leave Turn Jokes

Why can't Matthew McConaughey make a left turn?

Because he's.

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How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

What do white nationalists call three left turns?

An alt-right

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Bar Stool Jokes More Bar Stool Jokes

What do you call a 1,000 pound woman sitting on a bar stool?

A half-ton pickup.

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Upside Jokes More Upside Jokes

How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool?

Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)

What do you do when you see an upside down dolphin?

You flipper!

Bill Withers Jokes More Bill Withers Jokes

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

How do you make a duck sing soul music?

Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

How are one night stands like savings accounts?

You make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

What does a carpenter do after one night stand?

A matching one for the other side of the bed.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

How do you answer the door Mathematically?

Door: "What is 2+2 " Me: "4" Door: "Cool!"

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What's a paralympian's worst nightmare?

Testing positive for WD-40

Why do Asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down