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Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Upside Jokes More Upside Jokes

What is the most popular cheese in "the Upside Down"?

Demogorgonzola

What do you do when you see an upside down dolphin?

You flipper!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What did the drummer get on his test?

Drool

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly?

Because he was cohabiting.

Bar Stool Jokes More Bar Stool Jokes

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

Why do chicken coups have two doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they'd be a chicken sedan.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What is someone who just got left at the alters least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.