Why can't you differentiate liberal arts majors?

They have no function.

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What does a Vulcan lawnmower need to function?

A spock plug.

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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Why do they say "character actress"?

Is that to differentiate them from the all those actresses that only play walls and bits of furniture

Why do people say tunafish, rather than just tuna?

Is that to differentiate from the tunacow and tunagiraffe

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What do liberal arts majors yell when overwhelmed?

Oh,the humanities!

What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza?

The pizza can feed a family.