Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

Why can't your children be like my office voice mail?

Seen but not heard

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

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What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

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Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!

Why was Roy Rogers upset when he fell off his horse?

He wanted a Trigger warning.