He heard little boys pants were 50% off...
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Because they were 50% off!
It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.
They say the business is toast.
Because there's a JC Penny at every corner.
He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.
Get out of my son!
