Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

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What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

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What kind of fish will help you hear better?

A herring aid!

What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?

You hear about them but never see them

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What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!