Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

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Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

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Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny?

He heard little boys pants were 50% off...

What do you say to Micheal Jackson when he is on the beach?

Get out of my son!