Why did the horny girl go to Subway?

For a $5 footlong.

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

What did Jarod from subway get on his first night in jail?

A foot long

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What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

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