Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

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Why did the hipster chemist get burnt?

He touched the beaker before it was cool.

What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

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What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

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What do a mystic and a hot dog vendor have in common?

They'll both make you one with everything.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.