Why did the lizard take viagra?

He suffered from a reptile disfunction.

This joke may have profanity.

Previous Random Joke Next

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

Viagra Jokes More Viagra Jokes

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?

The Lizard of Oz!

Reptile Disfunction Jokes More Reptile Disfunction Jokes

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded?

Reptile disfunction..