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What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

How many Apple users does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.

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What are the 3 rings involved in marriage?

1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What color are mirrors?

I don't know, let's reflect on this.

Reptile Disfunction Jokes More Reptile Disfunction Jokes

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction