Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't

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Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Whats the difference between a dead dog on the side of the road and a dead lawyer on the side of the road?

There are skidmarks before the dog.

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Why did the duck cross the road?

To get some quack

What's Mexico's national sport?

Cross country

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Where can you find a paraplegic man?

Right where you left him.

Why did the paraplegic man cross the road?

He couldn't