Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix?

He was asking for directions.

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

What tool does a black lumberjack use?

An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do

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Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

Why do single women take advice from other single women?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions