Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

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What're you here for?

Asks the desk lady. "I'm addicted to quack."

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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Why are they called One Direction?

Looks to me like they go both ways.

Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?

They won't stop to ask for directions.

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What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto?

Worcestershire

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

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What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!