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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

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What happens when a soviet and a German have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer Poland really fast.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's the name of the Pokemon that causes birth defects?

Zikachu

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Why do blondes always drink with straws?

Practice.

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

Geologist Jokes More Geologist Jokes

What did the geologist say to the Ginger after he evaluated her precious metal?

Red, it gold.

Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

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Why do geologists have children with birth defects?

Because they practice relative dating!

What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology?

Relative dating