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Why do neckbeard dentists love Cats the musical?

Because m'cavity.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

What did the cat use to sharpen its claws?

Me. Ow.

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Why shouldn't you date a tennis player?

Because love means nothing to them.

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...