Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

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What do bees do if they want to use public transport?

Wait at a buzz stop!

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

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What did the Pink Panther say after he sprayed raid on an anthill?

Dead ant. Dead ant. Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant.*

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!