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Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

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How do people look at the internet?

Me: How Him: With their google-y eyes

How do people usually feel after touching an electric fence?

Shocked.

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What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

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What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

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Why do prescription pills always say "by mouth?

Where else would people put th... Ooooooh.

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.