Why do Russian cars have such a bad rep?

Because they're always Stalin.

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Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

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Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.