Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

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Why do Russians have so many bear fighting stories?

Because their liquor is strong and their women are hairy.

Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef