Why don't Middle Eastern dogs bite as often?

Because they Muslim.

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What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

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Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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The Three Mosqueteers.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company?

Pack-it-stan

Why does Middle Eastern civilization have no major accomplishments?

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