What's the thing u don't tell a vampire?

Bite me.

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What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: Let's not rush things, OK

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

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How do you tell a boy tree from a girl tree?

Boy trees have woodpeckers.

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds

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Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

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Where did vampires go to first in America?

New-fang-land.

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

Tickle its balls.