What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

Where do people go when they die?

Me: Heaven. 3: I don't want to go there. Me: Why not 3: It's full of dead people.

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What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

How to spot the toughest guy in jail?

He still has some whistle left in his fart.

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How's it hanging?

I'm not sorry.

What do you do when your suicidal friend asks for a hi-five?

You leave him hanging....

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What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

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How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

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What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

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What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.

What do you call a black cop?

Suicidal.

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What do you call someone who just occasionally dabbles in a bit of Islamic fundamentalism?

A Wahhobbyist.

What do you call Iron Man when he is feeling sad?

A bit of a Downey

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Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

What does a suicidal person say while leaving a party?

I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.