What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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What do you call a bear that is missing all of its teeth??

A Gummy Bear!

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

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What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish.

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Why does nobody play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs

What do you call a guy who plays Fallout?

A Fall Out Boy.

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Why did John F. Kennedy take a cab home?

Because he had too many shots.

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

What does the bee Santa Claus say?

Ho hum hum!