What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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Why can't America ever win a chess tournament?

Because they're missing two towers

Why was the car naked?

It was missing a tire.

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

What is Siri really good at?

Playing pocket pool.

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Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?

Because pot holder was already taken -rim shot-

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What song does a dwarf pimp sing?

High ho's, high ho's, it's off to work I go

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.