Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

Why does a walrus love Tupperware?

Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

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What do you call a Muslim woman wearing oculur rift or a VR headset?

Stealth Bomber

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

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Why do marble statues look so mean?

They have hearts of stone.

What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common?

They both love stoning women.

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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What do drug dealers sit on?

KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is.