What do Lena Dunham &amp ISIS have in common?

They both love stoning women.

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What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.

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What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

What happens when you smoke weed in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

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What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.