What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.

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How old are your kids?

Kids

Why do I love putting down kids without parents?

Cause endorphins make me feel good.

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What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

Why do intersecting lines hate each other?

Because they do nothing except making themselves cross.

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What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song?

Don't you want some bunny to love

What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

80085

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How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Why don't they make bouncy houses for adults?

You'd spill your drink.

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What's a pervert's favorite train stop?

Molestation

What's one thing you hated as a kid but love as an adult?

Molestation.