What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

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What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!

How much do you love kids?

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?

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What do you call a dumb nerd?

A geek.

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

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What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.