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What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!

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What do geeks and nerds love but cant have?

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

What's the definition of a nerd?

Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.