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What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me

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Why do lobsters make bad lovers?

They're shellfish in bed.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

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What did the parrot say on Independence Day?

Polly wants a firecracker!

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.