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What did the bed say to the sleepy man?

I want you inside me

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What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that