Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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Why was Les miserable?

He was French.

What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

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How does Mike Tyson say hatred?

Hate Thread!

Which country do doctors hate?

Any

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What word has the most letters in it?

Postbox.

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

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What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for?

Haploid

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.