What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

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What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

What happened to all the Pokémon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

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What does a 12 year old redneck girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me dad, you're crushing my smokes!

What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

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What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

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What's the cruelest curse to wish upon a single guy?

I wish his hands were made of stone.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!