Why are muslim people so kind-hearted?

Because they don't live long, especially when they're a bomb

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What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

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What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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What did the muslim man say when he arrived at his resort in Hawaii?

Aloha Snackbar!

What's a Muslim's favourite musician?

Shari'ah Carey

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Where do Muslim people go when they die?

Everywhere

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned