What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

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What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What happens when a lamppost breaks?

Sorry, repost

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What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

What do you call a family in which everyone from grand parents to grand kids smoke weed?

Joint Family.