Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

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What do you get when you watch 'Cinderella' backwards?

A woman in her place...

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.

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Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

Starbucks

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What's the difference between a gun and a feminist?

A gun has one trigger.

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)