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Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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D Jokes More D Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

How do you get a girl from the Midwest to "s" your "d"?

Dip it in ranch.

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Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

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What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

Deez nuts.