Why is glue white?

If it were black it would run. It just wouldn't work.

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Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.