Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

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Why is Oedipus against swearing?

He kisses his mother with that mouth!

Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

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What do you call a an Egyptian crocodile who swears they live in Florida?

In da-Nile

What did the judge ask when he went to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth