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Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

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Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why couldn't I run the Compressed File?

I was missing the important Bits.

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

Office Jokes More Office Jokes

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

Hit Control-C... you're taking forever...

What did the psychiatrist say when a man wearing nothing but saran wrap walked in to the office?

I can clearly see "you're" nuts....

Plastic Surgeon Jokes More Plastic Surgeon Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

Breast Implant Jokes More Breast Implant Jokes

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

Whats around $5000+ and enhances personality?

Breast implants.