Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

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What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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Why doesn't Oedipus swear?

Because he kisses his mum with that mouth.

What is Oedipus' favorite flavor?

Umami.

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What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

Why does Oedipus hate to swear?

Because he kisses his mother with that mouth