Why are Slavs always squatting?

What else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

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Why are Slavs always squatting?

What else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How does an elephant get down from a tree?

He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn!

How do you know if a redditor gave money to Bernie Sanders?

Just wait 5 minutes. They'll post about it.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

Squat Jokes More Squat Jokes

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.