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Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

Why do women have trouble parking?

Because men tell them that 6" is more than it actually is.

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How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

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Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

Why did Angelina get wanderlust after her double-masectomy?

She just had this breastless feeling.

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Who's there! Brad! Brad who?

Brad news I'm afraid!

What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!