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Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

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Why shouldn't you tell secrets on the farm?

The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.

How can you tell which end of a worm is which?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!

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Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

How does a Space Marine from Warhammer 40K get fit?

By doing Squats.

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Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

Why did Angelina get wanderlust after her double-masectomy?

She just had this breastless feeling.

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What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

Who's there! Brad! Brad who?

Brad news I'm afraid!