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Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

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How can you tell if a man is happy?

A. Who cares

Why does Stevie Wonder smile all the time?

No one told him he's black.

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What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

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Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

Why did Angelina get wanderlust after her double-masectomy?

She just had this breastless feeling.

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Who's there! Brad! Brad who?

Brad news I'm afraid!

What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!