Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

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How do you tell the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?

You will see one later and one in a while.

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Why are Slavs always squatting?

What else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

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Why did Angelina get wanderlust after her double-masectomy?

She just had this breastless feeling.

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.

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Who's there! Brad! Brad who?

Brad news I'm afraid!

Why did Angelina tell Brad to do squats?

Because she was tired of a bottomless pitt.