Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

What do you call a blonde in a closet?

Last years hide and seek champion

Sunlight Jokes More Sunlight Jokes

Why do Americans hate sunlight?

Because it's yellow and settles on their land too. And it melts snow.

What's orange and white and stops at sunlight?

Gingers