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Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

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Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

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What's at the beginning of the rainbow?

Refraction of sunlight in raindrops

What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire?

One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.