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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

How do you make a Gorilla stew?

You keep it waiting for three hours!

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What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

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What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

How do you foil a plan?

P + l)(a + n)=pa+pn+la+ln

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

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What is headache?

5 minutes talk to wife.

Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

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What do you call a tweaker (meth addict) who goes to church?

A Crystal Methodist.

How many tweakers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know

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How long does it take a tweaker to go shopping?

An hour 5 minutes for the Ramen noodles and foil. 55 minutes to fix the squeaky shopping cart wheel.