How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

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What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

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Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

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How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

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How many republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The democrats do that.