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How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

How many governments does it take to make an Egyptian happy?

I'll let you know when I find out...

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

What's the problem with tipped cows?

They can't MOOve

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

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How many Republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The Democrats do that.

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.