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How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Who are you?

You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record

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What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little Asian kids

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

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How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

Why do the Republicans defend the 2nd amendment so hard?

They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.