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Why do white people shop from black people's yard sales?

To get their stuff back.

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

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Why can't you shop in the UAE?

There's nothing Dubai.

What did the surrealist butcher name his shop?

Salvador Deli

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How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

What's something white people can call other white people but black people can't call other black people?

Dad.