Why is the zoo calling us about a missing coyote?

ME: bleeding profusely So... not a dog

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What does the aardvark call his dog?

Aard-bark!

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What do Jesus and my high school girlfriend have in common?

They both bled for me.

What does the husband say to his wife whose nose is bleeding?

Nothing, he already said it twice.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

A family reunion